Jets need a new play-caller: Gase generously gives the media his top 5

After his team's fifth straight loss, Jets coach Adam Gase said he's thought about giving up play-calling at times over the past four years. 

The virtual press room cheered at this suggestion, I presume, and then pressed Gase for some new play-caller candidates.

What followed was Gase at his erudite best, offering his top five prospective coaches for New York's premier varsity squad. To paraphrase the presuming web nerds "reporting" on half-baked news sites, these will surprise you:

1. Bill O'Brien - fresh from a firing, he's ready to fire up. Or not.

2. Mr Met - no, he wouldn't say much but then again, does Gase?

3. Al Pacino - does he know football? Maybe not. But he can yell like nobody's business.

4. Fozzie Bear - sure, he's unconventional and even emotional, but he's funny as hell.

5. Lightsaber guy - why not? He likes to say "it hurts to look at" ... try the Jets, fella.