What Tom Brady Should Do Next: 5 Half-Ass Ideas

Just ousted from the 2021-22 NFL season, Tom Brady faces an uncertain future. What's in store for TB12 then? 

Let's consider some options:

1. He can finally turn to pro camel riding. Look at the beautiful posture.

2. Full-time antiquing in Hudson could work. That's no first-time hat, folks.

3a. Perhaps a Schwarzkopf hair dye campaign is on the cards; that's a wonderful auburn tone, isn't it?

b. Or maybe he finally gets that Hanson audition he's been wanting on. Either way.

4. Tom's also had aspirations for bodyguarding high-enders in Berlin nightclubs, so that's on the table.

5. And lastly, "Extra! Extra!" There's selling newspapers on the street, which, judging by this picture, he's already doing.