Let's consider some options:
1. He can finally turn to pro camel riding. Look at the beautiful posture.
2. Full-time antiquing in Hudson could work. That's no first-time hat, folks.
3a. Perhaps a Schwarzkopf hair dye campaign is on the cards; that's a wonderful auburn tone, isn't it?
b. Or maybe he finally gets that Hanson audition he's been wanting on. Either way.
4. Tom's also had aspirations for bodyguarding high-enders in Berlin nightclubs, so that's on the table.
5. And lastly, "Extra! Extra!" There's selling newspapers on the street, which, judging by this picture, he's already doing.
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